dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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