The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Did you just see the Batmobile???
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I love you.
Bad choice
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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