I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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