"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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