dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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