so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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