Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you have to choose: penises or morals?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just gift wrapped bread.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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