I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
