no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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