this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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