marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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