what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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