She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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