All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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