She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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