so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You were trust falling into bushes
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