honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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