I think my vagina is haunted
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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