It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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