it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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