Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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