I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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