Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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