i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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