TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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