His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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