Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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