It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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