Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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