Its about making memories worth repressing
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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