I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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