3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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