PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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