Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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