my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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