You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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