party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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