all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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