Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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