There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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