508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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