Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's never too late to be topless.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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