office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Everything about him screamed your future.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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