Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
my sisters under your porch take her home
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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