I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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