In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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