Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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