it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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