Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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