Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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