We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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