Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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