It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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