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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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