I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
