shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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