How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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