I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
